Jane: those shoes are really cute.
Me: …and tall. I think I am taller than you in them.
Jane: No. I am still taller.
Me: No. I am.
Jane: I will have my manager settle this.
The manager, being a bright man, called it a tie. However, he said my shoes did give me some edge.
Which means that I won, because edgy shoes always win.
He hardly even rolled his eyes. He must be used to working with insane people.